SOME HOLIDAY HUMOUR

11. December 2007, 20:09 | by WD Milner | Full Article |

He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he touched her here and here.
He touched her neck, and then her breast, and drooling, felt her thigh.
Her slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry!

The hole was wide, he looked inside, all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands, and stretched his arms . . .
... and then he stuffed the turkey!

Now, get your mind out of the gutter!

Merry Christmas!

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Keywords: holiday,humour,Christmas,turkey

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